Are you sure you want to remove Cable TV: the worse, the better?
Cable TV: the worse, the better
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Bad television is sometimes the best television.
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There is always something to watch, if you know how to watch.
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Need I say more? That number again: 1-800-OK-CABLE. You're welcome.
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Are you sure you want to remove Cyberstalking boyfriends and ex-boyfriends.?
Cyberstalking boyfriends and ex-boyfriends.
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I look at my ex-boyfriend's MySpace and Facebook page at least a hundred times a day. When I'm not doing ...
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I look at my ex-boyfriend's MySpace and Facebook page at least a hundred times a day. When I'm not doing that, I google him.
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Satan woke me up again at 3am.
He told me to hop up and look at my ex-boyfriend's Myspace page. AND I DID ...
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Are you sure you want to remove Febreze?
Febreze
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I love Febreze. It makes everything smell wonderful and saves me from having to laundry as often. I used a ...
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I love Febreze. It makes everything smell wonderful and saves me from having to laundry as often. I used a whole bottle just yesterday. If I have to choose between buying Febreze or buying food; I choose Febreze.
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It makes bad things smell good and I like things that smell good.
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Are you sure you want to remove My broken biological clock (or not wanting kids).?
My broken biological clock (or not wanting kids).
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Look, my wife and I don't want children of our own. We just don't. Most people get that, but there are the pro-creative few who seem to think that we don't want kids YET! "You'd be such great parents!". I believe we would. But I ... Read >
Look, my wife and I don't want children of our own. We just don't. Most people get that, but there are the pro-creative few who seem to think that we don't want kids YET! "You'd be such great parents!". I believe we would. But I firmly (FIRMLY) believe that when you have a child, that child should be your focus, 100%. Neither my wife nor I are willing to make that change in our life. We love each other. Passionately. Unconditionally. Thoroughly. We also love Paris. And Italy. And our cats. And if we were TO have a child, that child would be brought up in a loving, happy home.
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I have never ever wanted children. I think my biological clock is broken. I picture it like the clock in ...
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I have never ever wanted children. I think my biological clock is broken. I picture it like the clock in that Salvador Dali painting, just hanging limp over one of my fallopian tubes.
Are you sure you want to remove Sending inappropriate and/or regrettable emails (and/or text messages) late at night. Or whenever.?
Sending inappropriate and/or regrettable emails (and/or text messages) late at night. Or whenever.
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I send the worst emails and text messages, usually late at night. And, I know I should not send them, but I ...
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We've all been there.
Accidentally sending a regrettable email. Late at night. Then wishing our keyboards had an "unsend" button. Or some type of lever. That could turn back time. And magically infuse us with better judgment and a rabid ... Read >
We've all been there.
Accidentally sending a regrettable email. Late at night. Then wishing our keyboards had an "unsend" button. Or some type of lever. That could turn back time. And magically infuse us with better judgment and a rabid distaste for alcohol. And strippers.
Like, for example -- after typing a vitriol-fueled message (twelve shots of Patron to muster the courage to start typing didn't help) to a recent ex -- listing all the reasons why she made such a massive mistake by publicly dumping me at Quizno's. Three weeks before our wedding.
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Are you sure you want to remove Unavailable men?
Unavailable men
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I prefer men with whom I cannot have a real relationship. Long-distance Internet affairs are my favorite.
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Pretend boyfriends are way better than real boyfriends.
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I'm in love with somebody who can't love me back and now my heart is breaking.
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Are you sure you want to remove wasting my life and/or avoiding work?
wasting my life and/or avoiding work
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Trying to be productive and … do … stuff... ooo... what's on TV?
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I've been to an office and I sit in a cube.
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Trying to be productive and … do … stuff... ooo... what's on TV?
