Office Temp With No Name

I've been to an office and I sit in a cube. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

Should I just give in?

Maybe I should just forget it all and resign myself to a boring existence of day jobs and weekends off, like every other grown-up in the world. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

I Love the Nightlife

Nothing good ever happens in the daytime ever, as far as I'm concerned. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

FEBREZE AIR EFFECTS~~The Ultimate Air Freshener!!!!

Febreze Air Effects - User Rating: 5 stars. Review Summary: This is the best air freshener I've ever used. It beats the others hands-down. Pros: where do I start....smells ... Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

I Heart Febreze.

It makes bad things smell good and I like things that smell good. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

I Heart My Internet Boyfriends

Pretend boyfriends are way better than real boyfriends. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

I asked for it.

I'm in love with somebody who can't love me back and now my heart is breaking. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

WHY GOD WHY

I send inappropriate emails and text messages late at night, especially to guys I'm dating, have dated, or am trying to date. I know I shouldn't, but I do it anyway. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

Email is my life, ok?

You ever been emailing with someone, and you're all jokey jokey joke joke and you think your recipient is on the same page, they seem to be, but then BLAMMO, they get all ... Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

Satan makes me cyberstalk my ex-boyfriend.

Satan woke me up again at 3am. He told me to hop up and look at my ex-boyfriend's Myspace page. AND I DID IT. I look at it constantly and it makes me cry. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

The Hazards of Revealing You Don't Want Kids

Being unchangeably anti-child brings more than a few first dates to a screeching halt. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

Lori's Cable Guidelines (Or I Want To Bang A Flock of Tinkerbells)

There is always something to watch, if you know how to watch. Read >
2 years 41 weeks ago

wasting my life and/or avoiding work

Trying to be productive and … do … stuff... ooo... what's on TV? See photo >
2 years 41 weeks ago

Febreze

I love Febreze. It makes everything smell wonderful and saves me from having to laundry as often. I used a whole bottle just yesterday. If I have to choose between buying ... See photo >
2 years 41 weeks ago

Unavailable men

I prefer men with whom I cannot have a real relationship. Long-distance Internet affairs are my favorite. See photo >
2 years 41 weeks ago

Cable TV: the worse, the better

Bad television is sometimes the best television. See photo >
2 years 41 weeks ago

My broken biological clock (or not wanting kids).

I have never ever wanted children. I think my biological clock is broken. I picture it like the clock in that Salvador Dali painting, just hanging limp over one of my fallopian ... See photo >
2 years 41 weeks ago

Cyberstalking boyfriends and ex-boyfriends.

I look at my ex-boyfriend's MySpace and Facebook page at least a hundred times a day. When I'm not doing that, I google him. See photo >
2 years 41 weeks ago
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