Let me tell you about creepy dolls. They’re a huge and lasting part of my transition from well-adjusted-yet-rambunctious youth into the strange, dissatisfied, trust-deficient ... Read >
I'd react this way to a diet A&W, as well. I'm just not sure how to react to this video. I love this little dog, but am a little put out with the owner. It's kinda creepy.
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Teacup Chihuahuas have no right to invade my heart and set up shop like this. It's just disrespectful. Allow me to leave my irrational fear of pet commitment (petmitment?) ... See photo >
Doodles in their natural habitat. My only question is whether there's a lit can of Sterno under that dish, as God promised there would be....
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There is no way to describe the genius behind this bike. Mostly, I'm excited for the bicycle-shaped Shroud-Of-Turin stain that will decorate the seat of my khakis.
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A movie that often gets overlooked in the conversation about "best movie in the best decade for movies," 'Dog Day Afternoon' is a masterpiece.
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I thought this movie was okay. At worst, it's a series of interviews from people you haven't heard from in a while, with some good footage thrown in. However, I really liked ... Watch >
You're not the boss off me. You're not on tv. You're on a wall. You're also make me read. You're a book, masquerading as a tv. So you suck.
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Over the last decade there has been an obvious decline in quality television programming. While a moral indictment of Hollywood would be easy to conjure up, this is really more ... Read >
Dear "Owner":
You don't own me. I own you. Are we clear? Cuz if we're not clear, I'll do this thing where I use these huge eyes to turn you into butter. And then I will carve ... See photo >
Seriously, Netflix was MADE for this movie! Put it in the queue! (Put it a little down the list, but not at the end. Make it one of those surprise movies that you forget is on ... Watch >
One of the scariest, and funniest, of the doll-as-psycho-killer antagonists of horror filmdom, I give you the tiki-doll in "Trilogy of Terror," starring the always-buxom Karen ... See photo >
