Locked Up Abroad sick thoughts

Any friend of Mary McCormack...

I loathe reality TV. I do. On the surface... Mary has inspired me to let my secret out into the light. The truth is, there are some reality shows that I am addicted to in unhealthy ways. Here is a comprehensive list of reality shows that I have watched more than 2 episodes of along with my reason/defense for watching them:
**The Real World**
- Everyone watched this when it premiered in '92. I totally had a crush on Julie with her Alabama drawl.
**Road Rules**
- Watching cocky meatheads and barely dressed women do incredibly convoluted stunts. What's not to love.

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How to Spot a Drug Mule

How to spot a drug mule:

  1. Appropriate clothing for the time of day.
  2. Amount of luggage for length of trip.
  3. Frequent bathroom trips.
  4. Paying cash for the ticket.

If the person is suspicious on all these fronts you can scratch them off the list if they happen to be Mary McCormack.

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Mary is a TV star ... on a different show

Mary McCormack shoots her TV show, In Plain Sight, on location in Albuquerque New Mexico. It’s safe to say that not all parts of Albuquerque are ‘high end.’ If one day you unfortunately find yourself in one of the ‘lower end’ parts of town and walk into the local bar, don’t be surprise if you see Mary sitting there, next to the dealer, at a high stakes poker game reserved for the local cops. She can talk her way into anything. I suppose that’s why she’s obsessed with the reality show Locked Up Abroad. Those suckers tried to talk their way in to the game and lost.

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