Goodness knows I am far from being a stalker. Like everyone in life I have celebrities that I admire and respect for various reasons. Whether it be their actig skills or real life political leanings. Then there are those celebrities that we are physically attracted to. Alan for me is someone I can not shake having a crush on. You laugh for obvious reasons, there will NEVER come a time when Alan would even remotely be attracted to me....trust me, I understand that. Yet I can not get over my obsession of wanting to make out with him. Kiss, fondle, explore each other and get swept up in passion. Just typing that makes me smile because of the obsurdity of it all. And yet....it is an obsession. One that will have to remain in my mind and flourish there and there alone.