He is a senior in high school, trying to get into a fancy Ivy League college. He falls in love with an outcall hooker, Rebecca De Mornay, and they go into business getting all the boys in his fancy Chicago suburban high school laid for the first time. He ends up making lots of money, getting into his Ivy League college, and keeping Rebecca as his girl friend. I have trying to be Joel Goodsen since I first saw his character in Risky Business. I am sick, y'all! "The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says. ... Read >

He is a senior in high school, trying to get into a fancy Ivy League college. He falls in love with an outcall hooker, Rebecca De Mornay, and they go into business getting all the boys in his fancy Chicago suburban high school laid for the first time. He ends up making lots of money, getting into his Ivy League college, and keeping Rebecca as his girl friend. I have trying to be Joel Goodsen since I first saw his character in Risky Business. I am sick, y'all! "The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says. "Joel," I say. "What are you doing here?" "I don't know what I'm doing here; what are *you* doing here?" "I'm taking a shower," she says. Then I give her: "You want me to go?" "No," she says; "I want you to wash my back." So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test. I've... just made a terrible mistake. I'll never get to college. My life is ruined." Risky Business, 1983. Show Less <