Small government's great, unless you want a huge military. The free market rocks, unless you've got bankers to bailout. Welfare's a waste, unless you've got giant corporate tax breaks to give your pals. Personal freedom is great, unless you want to ban a marriage. Government intrusion is bad, unless you want to spy on Americans. Freedom is fine, unless it's torture time. Habeas Corpus? Great for Christians. Welcome to the GOP, where rights are privileges, and judges are activists. The constitution's a great talking point, but the smell of money and the tip of a gun is how to get things done.