Dear "Owner":
You don't own me. I own you. Are we clear? Cuz if we're not clear, I'll do this thing where I use these huge eyes to turn you into butter. And then I will carve ... See photo >
Teacup Chihuahuas have no right to invade my heart and set up shop like this. It's just disrespectful. Allow me to leave my irrational fear of pet commitment (petmitment?) ... See photo >
