JJ be thy name

I believe before a script goes out, JJ Abrams sprinkles little bits of fairy dust on every page of the script, that is part of what gives it it’s mystique, ingenuity. He texts me from time to time, but he really doesn’t tell me and I don’t know where he gets the dust.
Five times a day, I kneel in the direction of wherever JJ is at that point in time and say my prayers of thanks.
When the band does shows, we bless the audience members in the ways of JJ. We sort of are ordained ministers of the Abrams faith

Every show we introduce him on stage, we have a big poster board of his face and we rally off the things he has invented such as Felicity, or the new star trek movie or Clover field or the Clover field/Star Trek cross over, the new film that is coming out.

Before JJ all movies were shot in 1D, he pioneered 2D.

He has unleashed this onto the world. He has changed the game forever, with Lost, he has changed the way people watch television, before Lost, you watched television alone, Now you watch it in bars right before your favorite band plays who sings about the television show. He keeps it human while still keeping it mysterious.