I Heart Febreze.

It makes bad things smell good and I like things that smell good. If you know me or want to pretend to know me, you know I love Febreze. What's not to love? It makes bad things smell good and I like things that smell good.

My favorite part about Febreze? It lets me go longer between pants washings. I can just spray the crotch instead, saving myself from doing a load.