I'm going to murder myspace

Myspace has completely ruined my life. Myspace has completely ruined my life.

I keep looking at my ex-boyfriend's page and I hate it and it makes me cry and yet I look at it constantly.

Myspace is a total jerk that has never helped anyone ever.

I take that back. I'll tell you who Myspace has helped: PEDOPHILES.

So, way to go Myspace, for ruining my life and helping the pedophiles.

I WILL GET YOU MYSPACE. I HAVE A GUN.

I just looked at it again. PLEASE HELP ME.