amy sedaris

She IS the Lucille Ball of this generation. Her collaborations with Colbert and Dinello like Wigfield, or her best-selling guide to entertaining guests, "I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence," put her in the funniest writers of all time category with her brother. Her performance in Strangers With Candy as well as her appearances on talk show cement her as one of my favorite entertainers period. And she can cook! Long story short, I would marry her today if she'd have me.