OH LORDY LORDY!!
i feel it is alan's duty as an american, and as a promoter of genital integrity, to appear nude in PLAYGIRL and any other venue that presents the opportunity AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
it is his duty to represent the beautiful, uncut man. not to mention to demonstrate how gorgeous a 45 year old male can be, sans coulots (sp?), sans everything except perhaps good lighting, PLUS a little extra to show us how it SHOULD look.
this has to happen.
or i might die of wishing.
besides, isn't it time for another gorgeous skin-baring fragrance campaign for his upcoming new fragrance? mmmmmmm....